Scary, people. My problem is finding a happy medium – they are either so white they could blind an unsuspecting tourist or glowing like an oompa loompa.Shower and exfoliate. I used to always forget this part, but trust me, it’s important. Now I grab some old coffee grounds to scrub away cellulite too. (A girl can hope, right?)
Rinse & dry off.
Dab a tiny bit of moisturizer on my knees and elbows since they suck up the tanner the most.
Rub the tanning lotion on my legs and then work my way up to stomach, arms, and face.
Go back over everything with a small amount of lotion to make sure I haven’t missed any parts.
Wash my hands with soap and water.
Hang out in my bedroom naked, reading magazines, for about 5 minutes.